Help acquiring new pets?

hi there. my parents have a big house so i'm looking to fill it up with some animals who are homeless or something. more specifically, i'm looking for wolves, lions, hyenas, cheetahs, leopards, ocelots, and some south american animals (please, only carnivores, no offense to non-carnivores). also i'd like to adopt a monkey that's black and white like the infected monkey in the movie outbreak who almost killed everybody. i know these animals can be dangerous, but i'm willing to risk spreading disease in my town to give these animals a good home. i've watched big cat diary and steve irwin a lot so i'm actually qualified and everything, so don't even worry about that. also, anyone have any idea where i can buy monkey clothes? i don't want the monkey to be indecent.